D'you know who worry me? Old people. They're always finding new ways to send me to an early grave. I witness them at the front of check out cues, placing their pennies one by one on the counter. And I'm always worried that a penny is going to miss the counter, and as they bend to pick it up - SNAP! There goes their back. Such an avoidable incident.
I have come to the conclusion that they are all mindless rule breakers. For example, I saw a 80-odd lady jaywalking across a busy high street. What was she thinking?! Sorry Hettie, but your legs have less haste nowadays. DO NOT compare yourself to the 2012 Olympic hopefuls.
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